Natura Amentia


have you ever thought you meant a lot to someone and then you find out that you’re just one person out of so many others that they talk to, and compared to the way they talk to the other people, you’re really just nothing?
usa gets silver:
russia gets silver:
chinese get silver:
british get bronze:
girls don’t like boys
girls like celebrities old enough to be their parents
I have this problem where I would much rather read the story I’m trying to write than actually write it.
i’ve been looking for this post my entire life
you put it in words
#lol yes and no #i want it to spring into existence already written for me#but i don’t want someone else to write it because they’ll do it wrong (via oodlyenough)
i feel bad for adults on disney channel like i feel like they wanted successful acting careers but they couldn’t get any gigs and had to settle for being the bald dad or the hot mom on a show for kids
WOMEN: please wear high heels unless you don’t know how to walk in high heels in which case stay home and softly gnaw on bottles of shampoo
also please show no less than 64.87% of your boob and no more than 27.94%
stop having arms
when people ask you to smile, blowjob them
my tummy itches make that stop
i will think of new problems for you to have tomorrow