constantly dying

kellykline:

i think “guy who thinks another guy is his sworn enemy but the other guy is just normal about it” is one of the better and funnier tropes ever

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starghoulnyxx:

sepia-stained-sunset:

Duke, Jason, Damian and Cass who only knew Kon and Tim during their “I would burn down the world for you” era asking the rest of the family how Tim missed their obvious chemistry, how he’s been oblivious to the person he’s been in love with since the day they met.

Steph, Dick, Bruce, Alfred and Babs, who all got a taste of their initial Young Justice years where Tim was one second away from framing Kon for murder, just exchange amused looks.

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steves-strapcollection:

patchworkgargoyle:

Steve would be an absolute menace (pun intended) with the fake, clunky, plastic lightsabers that start being sold when the Star Wars prequels come out.

He doesn’t get one for himself, he steals one of Eddie’s or Dustin’s and twirls it in his hand before he whacks someone with it. The only people free from his viscous lightsaber attacks are Max and Erica.

Yes, this does devolve into Steve, Eddie, and the Party having giant lightsaber battles in somebody’s backyard. Eddie has Darth Maul’s double-ended one and smacks himself in the face with it more than he hits anyone else.

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@matchingbatbites your tags were too good and so true bestie yes

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sosaysdean:

I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question

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thyrell:

now would be the absolute funniest time for tumblr to unban porn

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laloslayamanca:

words of affirmation. there’s nothing wrong with me i choose to be like this every day for the bit

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battle-couple-battle:

Battle Couple Battle Round 1!

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Royai (Fullmetal Alchemist) VS Zakumint (Tokyo Mew Mew New)

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

Roy Mustang X Riza Hawkeye

Zakuro Fujiwara X Mint Aizawa

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sweetiesugarbird:

sweetiesugarbird:

My friend’s bird is named Simple and she won’t stop landing in this place where she’s not allowed to go so we made a sign

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